You know, I have issues with rabbits. They’ve destroyed my planters, littered my yard excessively over winter, caused OCD -and, obliquely, a bot fly infection- in my pets, and now… they are eating my garage.

You don’t believe me. You think me paranoid. I didn’t believe it at first either. I thought I’d been trapping them inside as one often scampers off when I open the door. I’ve been repainting this portion of trim for two years now. Water was splashing on it, I thought. I finally figured it out.  As I get home I am catching them in the act of eating it.

This next coat may get a dose of ketamine. Should you see rabbits roaming around in various states of ridiculous human dress, know that they deserved it.