I have issues with rabbits. They’ve destroyed my planters, littered the yard over winter, caused obsession and a bot fly infection in my dogs, and now… they eat my garage?

You may think I’m paranoid. I didn’t believe it at first either. I thought I’d been trapping them inside of it. Here and there one scampers off as I put the door up. I’ve been repainting the bottom few feet of trim for two years. I thought it was water damage or something.. Then I caught them in the act. This violates our little social contract, which confined the struggle to vegetation. This has gone Fudbugs.

This next coat could get a dose of ketamine. I have a mind to shame them. Should you see rabbits roaming around in various states of humiliating dress, they deserved it.